saddestblogger:

*camouflages with a pile of trash* 

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

thedisneyfan:

matching icons for u and ur friends

(Source: nadiaaboulhosn)

ruinedchildhood:

$55 just for a membership to costco..

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eating $55 worth of samples in one visit

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foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(Source: britanymurphy)

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

(Source: cradily)

slutp1g:

me walking to class

slutp1g:

me walking to class

(Source: kimkanyekimye)

railroadsoftware:

this is how I feel all the time. surrounded by fake ass people.

railroadsoftware:

this is how I feel all the time. surrounded by fake ass people.

(Source: powerburial)

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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lamelohan:

*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance* 

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