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vanillish:

me stomping on the haters

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

im-a-potato-fuck-you:

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

*sheds a single tear*

*whispers*

"It’s an American"

*bald eagle screeches in the distance*

heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

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circumcising:

“i’m not gay but you’re cute

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suitedick:

when someone you dont like texts you about their problems

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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