when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter
Lana Del Rey: Born to Die vs. Ultraviolence
"yes i’m a gamer"
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
*sheds a single tear*
"It’s an American"
*bald eagle screeches in the distance*
when someone you hate tries to make a joke
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.