twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

wanksclub:

me as hell

(Source: vine.co)

21whore:

Lana Del Rey: Born to Die vs. Ultraviolence

(Source: animatedtext)

donatellavevo:

"yes i’m a gamer"

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(Source: barack-obottm)

vanillish:

me stomping on the haters

vanillish:

me stomping on the haters

(Source: unacclimated)

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(Source: communistbakery)

(Source: tokomon)

im-a-potato-fuck-you:

"Is it a boy or a girl?"
*sheds a single tear*
*whispers*
"It’s an American"
*bald eagle screeches in the distance*

im-a-potato-fuck-you:

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

*sheds a single tear*

*whispers*

"It’s an American"

*bald eagle screeches in the distance*

heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

kingofconeyisland:

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.